Simona

Simona

Spain • 16 Posts

Simona Švelnytė documents the unromantic side of living in Spain — paperwork, systems, and everyday realities — with a preference for clarity over comfort.

Posts by Simona

The Secret Code of the Spanish Greeting: Are We Best Friends Now? Funny Spain

The Secret Code of the Spanish Greeting: Are We Best Friends Now?

You think you’re polite. Spain thinks you’re distant. A funny, honest guide to the unspoken rules of Spanish greetings—and why two kisses, loud hellos, and zero personal space are not intimacy, but culture.

7 min read
Madrid in Three Days — A Practical City Guide Travel

Madrid in Three Days — A Practical City Guide

A practical, ready-to-use 3-day route through Madrid. Includes walkable itineraries, pre-saved Google Maps routes, museum and cathedral entry tips, booking links, and a downloadable guide you can use offline.

11 min read
Spanish NUSS 2026: Get it Before You Lose a Job Offer Bureaucracy

Spanish NUSS 2026: Get it Before You Lose a Job Offer

Before working or using public healthcare in Spain, you’ll need your Social Security Number (NUSS). This guide breaks it down step by step so you’re fully prepared.

7 min read
Opening a Bank Account in Spain (2026): The Step Nobody Mentions Bureaucracy

Opening a Bank Account in Spain (2026): The Step Nobody Mentions

Opening a bank account in Spain can be confusing — different banks, different rules, and endless paperwork. Here’s a clear, step-by-step guide for expats to get it right from day one.

5 min read
Empadronamiento — Registering Your Address in Spain (2026 Guide) Bureaucracy

Empadronamiento — Registering Your Address in Spain (2026 Guide)

Step-by-step guide to the empadronamiento in Spain: documents, process, and key advice to register your address smoothly and avoid common mistakes.

5 min read
The Silent Bureaucracy Trap When Moving to Spain Bureaucracy

The Silent Bureaucracy Trap When Moving to Spain

Spanish bureaucracy doesn’t usually reject you. It ignores you. This article explains the silent sequence errors that trap most expats—and how to avoid losing months before you even know something went wrong.

8 min read
NIE vs. TIE in 2026: The 5-Minute Mistake That Costs You 4 Months Bureaucracy

NIE vs. TIE in 2026: The 5-Minute Mistake That Costs You 4 Months

In Spain, confusing one document for another can set you back months. This explains the real difference between NIE and TIE — and why getting it wrong is so common.

6 min read

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The Art of the Caña: How to Order Beer in Spain Without Embarrassing Yourself Funny Spain

The Art of the Caña: How to Order Beer in Spain Without Embarrassing Yourself

Think ordering a beer in Spain is easy? Think again. From "thimble-sized" glasses to the secret rules of free tapas, here’s how to master the caña without looking like a total tourist.

7 min read
The 2026 Solar Eclipse in Northern Spain: How to Accidentally Watch the Wrong Sky in the Basque Country Travel

The 2026 Solar Eclipse in Northern Spain: How to Accidentally Watch the Wrong Sky in the Basque Country

The ultimate guide to the August 12, 2026 Total Solar Eclipse in Northern Spain. Don’t miss totality: find the best viewing spots in Vitoria and Bilbao, avoid the '99% trap' in San Sebastián, and get the expert weather tips you need for a perfect eclipse in the Basque Country.

27 min read
The TIE Card in Spain (2026): The 30-Day Deadline Nobody Explains Until It's Too Late Bureaucracy

The TIE Card in Spain (2026): The 30-Day Deadline Nobody Explains Until It's Too Late

Visa in hand? Your 30-day countdown to get the TIE card has already started. Don’t let a missing appointment or a wrong form freeze your life in Spain. Here is the exact, step-by-step sequence to securing your residency in 2026 without the stress.

8 min read